i’ve been saying “HON HON HON” ironically a lot lately and my dutch neighbors are probably starting to think i’m “that french guy”
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VRONOS!!!
Vronos finally gets their planeswalker card!
For those who may not know, there was an MtG video game called Duels of the Planeswalkers (in 2009) in which the default player avatar was this image:
Then in 2015, the image was given life as the character Vronos, a planeswalker native to Innistrad who was eventually killed by Garruk (while cursed).
His story came out during the golden age of Magic Story being on the main site, called The Hunter Cannot Pity (the link is broken from the last major site overhaul).
Huzzah for deep cuts!
Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.
Parks Official: No sir, you cannot
Parks Official: No. They are a protected species
Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them
Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them
Parks Official: If you like, we can-- no, I'm it. I'm the ranking official here. There's nobody above me. My boss? You mean... the governor's office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye
After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.
"There's a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be... legal ramifications. So he called us."
I laughed. "Does that happen often?"
"Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month."
Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious
Was golf created for the sole purpose of hoarding ridiculously large amounts of land just to brag about how little they use it?
Yes, literally.
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